Classic Film Jerks

We watched 1967's In The Heat Of The Night and now all we want to scream is SLAP, GUM and CHIWETEL EJIOFOR!

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We watched 1931's Dracula with guest Dave Alexander the co-owner of Rue Morgue Magazine and now all we want to do is stare very, very intently and figure out how to properly say the name Renfield!

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We watched 1954's The Caine Mutiny with guest Paxton Holley from the I Read Movies Podcast and now we can't help but feel sorry for handsome plank face.  

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We watched 1955's Mister Roberts and now all we want to know is WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

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We watched 1951's A Streetcar Named Desire and now we desperately want a fan with those ribbons on it.  

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We watched 1968's 2001: A Space Odyssey and now we have no goddamn idea how to pronounce Keir Dullea's name.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:10pm EST

We watched 1952's High Noon with guest Erik J Martin from the Cineverse Group and now we want Tex Ritter to shut up.  

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We watched 1959's Anatomy Of A Murder and now all we want to do is eat at Sheldon's Shell Your Own Egg Shack.

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We watched 1976's Network with guest John from the Classic Movie Reviews With Snark Podcast and now we're as mad as hell and are not going to look at your craggily face anymore!  

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We watched 1970's MASH and now we want you to know that...hello, my name is Elliot Gould.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:58am EST

We watched 1954's Rear Window with Jeeg from the Nerd Lunch Podcast and now we just want to let you know that...Perry Mason did it! 

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:42pm EST

We watched 1945's Christmas In Connecticut with Jeff Somogyi of the Down The Rabbit Hole Podcast and now we really want to eat a bowl of milk with an egg in it.

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:15pm EST

We watched 1940's Fantasia and now we fully believe dust storms killed the Dinosaurs. 

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We watched 1956's Invasion Of The Body Snatchers and now we want to enjoy some hearty spoon bread.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:32am EST

We watched 1977's Close Encounters Of The Third Kind and now we want to report child services on Barry's mom.  

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We watched 1971's A Clockwork Orange and now all we want to say is Malcolm...I can see your doodle! 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:31pm EST

We watched 1961's West Side Story and now we definitely want to be hipster crooks.  

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We watched 1953's From Here To Eternity and now we want to bugle like we have never bugled before.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

We watched 1961's Breakfast At Tiffany's and now we feel compelled to protect tiny, skinny women from being crushed by guitars.  

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We watched 1962's To Kill A Mockingbird with Christian Nielsen from The Pop Culture Retrofit Podcast and now we are just going to creepily hide behind your bedroom door.

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Andrew and Michael are joined by pal Mark Dury as they try to recast Ferris Bueller's Day Off.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 8:09am EST

We watched 1969's The Wild Bunch and now we promise no horses were harmed during the making of this podcast. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:45pm EST

We watched 1933's Duck Soup with guest Erik Martin from the Cineverse Group and now we want to know exactly which one is Zeppo?

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:37pm EST

We watched 1959's Imitation Of Life and now we want to start the John Gavin fan club.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:20pm EST

We watched 1951's Scrooge with guest Jeff Somogyi from the Down The Rabbit Hole Podcast and now we want Ebenezer to stop laughing like the Joker and hey where are the Muppets already?

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:46pm EST

We watched 1960's The Apartment and now we want Fred MacMurray to play Captain Marvel.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:00pm EST

We watched 1968's Night Of The Living Dead and now we want to do carpentry with BarBRA!

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Category:general -- posted at: 2:36pm EST

Andrew and Michael are joined by Carlin Trammel from the Nerd Lunch Podcast as they try to recast Top Gun.

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:17pm EST

We watched 1982's Tootsie and now we demand that every movie has a theme song with the title of the movie in it dammit! 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

We watched 1958's Touch Of Evil and now we want to VARGAS, VARGAS, VARGAS!  

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

We watched 1960's Spartacus and now we wonder if we can use the trident without the net.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:53pm EST

We watched 1955's Rebel Without A Cause and now we definitely don't want to have a Jim Stark level first day of school.  

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We watched 1966's The Good, The Bad And The Ugly and now we don't want to work at a gun shop.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

We watched 1957's 12 Angry Men with guest (and lawyer) Evan Hanson from the Real World Consequences blog and now we want to wipe our brows with a hanky.

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Category:general -- posted at: 4:54pm EST

We watched 1959's Ben Hur and now we would like to order the Chicken Marsala please.

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:34pm EST

We watched 1971's The Last Picture Show and now we regret not naming our children Cloris.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:52pm EST

We watched 1942's Yankee Doodle Dandy and now we want to tap dance down the White House steps.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:55pm EST

We watched 1942's Holiday Inn with Jeff Somogyi from the Your Weird Podcast and now we just want to....*insert racism here*

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

We watched 1956's The Searchers with Steven from the HOM Podcast and now that'll be the day.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:09pm EST

We watched 1931's Frankenstein and now all we want to do is AUNGHHHHHHHHH!

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:55am EST

Andrew and Michael are joined by Shawn Robare from Brandedinthe80s.com as they try to recast Ghostbusters.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:47pm EST

We watched 1938's The Adventures of Robin Hood and now all we want to do is laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:30am EST

We watched 1959's Some Like It Hot and now all we want to say is ZOWEEE!!

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We watched 1949's The Third Man and now we want to tap dance on top of a ferris wheel. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:59am EST

We watched 1971's The French Connection and now we want to dip a piece of french baguette in some blood.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

We watched 1967's The Graduate and now we are probably not going to Scarborough Fair.

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We watched 1940's The Philadelphia Story with writer/author Kliph Nesteroff and now we want to recast Michael Winslow in every single film.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

We watched 1968's Oliver! and now we refuse to hide in a barrel of cabbage. 

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We watched 1973's The Sting and now we want to go running with Robert Redford.

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

Andrew and Michael are joined by comedian Debra DiGiovanni as they try to recast Young Frankenstein.

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We watched 1950's All About Eve and now we are excited to use the word ingenue.

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We watched 1946's It's A Wonderful Life and now we just want to dance the charleston with Jimmy Stewart.

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We watched 1974's Chinatown with guest Dave Becker from dvdinfatuation.com and now we want to wear nose bandages.

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We watched 1959's House On Haunted Hill with author Joe Jordan and now we want to exit every room via skateboard. 

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:30am EST

Andrew and Michael are joined by Alex Robinson from The Star Wars Minute Podcast as they try to recast the original Star Wars.

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Category:general -- posted at: 10:02am EST

We watched 1980's Raging Bull and now we want to cast Joseph FassRenner in every movie.

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Category:general -- posted at: 11:12am EST

Andrew and Michael are joined by guest Christian Nielsen from The Atomic Geeks Podcast as they try to recast the movie Blade Runner.

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We watched 1948's The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre with guests Carrie Specht from Classicfilmfan.com and Paxton Holley from The Cult Film Club Podcast and now we all want to do a prospectin' jig.

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Category:general -- posted at: 9:56am EST

We watched 1967's Bonnie and Clyde and now we want to make a mad getaway set to banjo music.
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Category:general -- posted at: 10:15am EST

We watched 1963's It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and now we also are annoyed by Ethel Merman

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We watched 1968's Once Upon A Time In The West and now we never want to hear a harmonica again.

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We watched 1934's The Thin Man and now we should have a drink or ten.
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We watched Psycho and now we are dead.
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We watched Brief Encounter and now we want to be train conductors when we grow up.
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We watched Gone With The Wind and now we feel terrible for laughing at Bonnie.
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We watched Miracle on 34th street and now we believe!
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We watched 1940's The Grapes Of Wrath and now we are walkin' chunks of mean mad.
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We watched Shane and now in hindsight we realize we talked far too much about nipple tassels.
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We watched Sunset Boulevard and now we are ready for our close up.
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We watched The Man Who Knew Too Much and now we refuse to pay to go into Albert Hall.
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We watched The Maltese Falcon with all three members of the Cult Film Club Podcast and now we want to get into the hat business.
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We watched Singin' In The Rain and now we want to get our teeth whitened.
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We watched 1933's King Kong with guest Carlin Trammel from the Nerdlunch Podcast and now we refuse to vacation on Skull Island.
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We watched Vertigo and now we want to pluck our eyebrows.
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We watched The Conversation and now we don't want to watch Gene Hackman kiss anymore.
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We watched Double Indemnity and you should see our amazing hairstyles.
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We watched Lawrence Of Arabia and now we want to ride camels.
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We watched White Christmas and now I'm dreaming of making fun of White Christmas.
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We watched The Great Escape and they ain't kidding, these guys really escape...great.
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We watched To Sir, With Love and they never change their clothes
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I think it's mostly about masterbation and Nazis
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Of all the podcasts in all the world Casablanca walked into ours...
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We've seen Dr. Strangelove...and now we are strange.  

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Category:general -- posted at: 12:00pm EST

1969's Easy Rider
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1960's The Magnificent Seven...I think it's about pirates
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Rosebud....that's right, Citizen Kane
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Hey, we watched Bridge on the River Kwai...Beatch!
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Hey, we watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!
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When we watched On the Waterfront
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